hotel room ftw
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Randomize
