This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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