Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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