I think I just saw someone hide a body.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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