its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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