Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
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