The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
