I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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