All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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