that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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