therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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