The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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