dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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