I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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