Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
It was confusing and full of hummus
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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