ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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