What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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