I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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