So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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