Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
My vagina is very pro this idea
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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