I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
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