I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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