yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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