Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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