we're blogging at a bar
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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