When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i just made my gag reflex go away.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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