Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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