I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
