How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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