Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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