well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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