hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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