So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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