Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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