Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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