i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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