Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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