her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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