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It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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