I'm so fucking centered right now
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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