So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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