She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
There r osticjed everywhere
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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