At least make sure they are 18
Why
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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