Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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