I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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