Where did you get a picture of my penis
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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