your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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