we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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