i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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