i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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