It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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