..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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