you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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