I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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